MP3, LYRICS, CREDITS, & LINKS: ----------------- Get this song on our 27-song CD (with poster): rhettandlink.com or on iTunes: bit.ly or on Amazon: bit.ly ----------------- Directed, shot, edited, and guested by Julian Smith: www.youtube.com Special Guest: iJustine www.youtube.com Song written and produced by: Rhett&Link ----------------- LYRICS: we live in a world full of dirty things dirty doorknobs and atm machines dirty cook sneezing on my chicken wings so much dirty disease; we cant keep our hands clean public restrooms are a main concern where the walls are painted with strangers urine if they scribble on the wall of a bathroom stall do you honestly think that they wash their hands after touchin their--- all Im makin is a simple suggestion to have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom Im not concerned with your particular reason be it OCD or just the upcoming cold and flu season (listen here) Do your business zip up and then dispense this little bit a paper towel--but wait turn on the tap, apply some soap lather up, rinse, dont stop the flow first grab that paper towel you saved use it as a barrier when touching the faucet area and when getting more paper towels for your hands dry with it; then retain it for the doorknob may be tainted. as you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can! it's the perfect bathroom trip, man! its the perfect bathroom plan! (it's perfect) ----------------- Don'tforget to SUBSCRIBE! We do this for you, and we want to make sure <b>...</b>